Is it a page OR a story?

I am a bit bewildered by the simple fact that the first time through, I ended up with a very blank page.  should I have created a page or a story - that is the to be or not to be question for sure.  If I fail this time, it's obviously something much different and I will need to check my permissions under cjdenecia.

once upon a time in a land far far away in a galaxy that didn't exist, there was a big dark eyeball that lived under a rock in a stream.  from that stream, it sent out waves of pseudo intelligence and left it's victims wondering just what the heck they were doing living in a parallel universe when all they really ever wanted was a fine tooth comb to collect nits from their dirty raggedy hair.

the once thing that stumped me about the whole thing was the lack of bum smell in the galaxy that didn't exist - almost like in this new vacuum in space, there were no bum poos.  WOW - no bum poos.  that must make for some awfully bloated digestive systems I thought.  "oh no" don't pop the fool with a pin, it'll be horrible!

Dropout by Sparkplug

Back to our story - thanks for that brief musical interlude.  now then, as we were saying, there's no business like show business like no business I know .... and if you can la de da your way around a french kiss you can sure as hell make a ham and cheese omellette.  tho I'm not sure omelette is spelled with two L's.  in fact, I do wish that the spellchecker in my firefox browser would work in this editor but I guess the osmond brothers never did like the fact that utah is only one state instead of an entire country where donny could marry marie.

speaking of which ....